Story Collagin’!
Not to be confused with story collagen… but you can run with that if you like. I’m now posting exclusively at storycollage.tumblr.com.
Not to be confused with story collagen… but you can run with that if you like. I’m now posting exclusively at storycollage.tumblr.com.

But he’s really sloppy and he hasn’t got 100% accuracy with his tongue yet.

She’ll pull this card out in 15 years and remember her first girl crush. Brother, on the other hand, will be in jail for sexual assault. Don’t even pretend to be shocked.

“Wear a condom.”

She is totally feeling his awkward boner.

It’s hot—and a little gay—to save water, guys! Click on the picture for a sexy strut show ;))))))

It’s no surprise. I mean, his shoes sparkle.

No words, really.

They don’t address it in the story, but you just know Brother did it. And he’s proud of it. This family has always creeped me out, and now I know why.